jeudi, janvier 19

Symbol: the Crab
Ruling Planet: the Moon
Ruling House: Fourth House
Element: Water
Quality: Cardinal
Body Parts: breasts, digestion (i really do not think that 'digestion' is a body part. but usually in horoscopes, they put breasts and stomach. well i have the opposite of big boobs and a flat stomach, so please tell me wtf this shit is about.)
Keyword: HOME
Date with destiny: Scorpio, Pisces (REALLY? what about.. you-know-what-sign?!)
Run for the hills: Aries, Libra
Where you glow: hosting a party (yesss! post As party is MINE!)
What makes you tick: nostalgia (very true)
Fitness forecast: swimming
Play date: redecorating
Perfect jobs: chef, nursery school teacher (OK.)
Best accessory: hand-knitted scarf
A sure thing: best dish at the potluck
Destination: Orlando (as in the place or Bloom??? i'd rather Bloom, thank you.)
Pleasure: baking, comfort, children
Pain: snide remarks, forgetfulness, crab jokes (HAHAHA WTH ARE CRAB JOKES?!)
What's my line? Home is where the heart is.

OK I AM TRAUMATISED. i am going to be a fucking nursery school teacher who wears freaking hand-knitted scarves who bakes and cooks, and probably a mother of 918472801 children who loves doing housework!!! oh so i think this is what they meant by stomach and breasts because my stomach will be perpetually big (cos i will be pregnant all the time) and my boobs will have lots of milk. BUT IT WILL BE OK because i will be swimming a lot. i love reading horoscopes.

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rachel! hee. can i link you?
 
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