lazypau

today was a day of smells. dear chinese residents of singapore, i beg of you, please STOP burning incense/paper/whatever.. as much as you should pay respect for the dead, please spare a thought for the living. we need fresh air thankyouverymuch. and smoke contributes to haze and all that, means more flights will be cancelled and my career will be ruined thanks to you and your obsession with fire. today, i came home and wanted to play with snowy but i was greeted with the sight of her poo at the entrance of my bro's room so i closed the door. after a couple of hours, i decided that she must be really lonely, but this time i was greeted with the foulest smell ever and i slammed the door before i even switched on the light. the entire house stank when dsquare came home and opened the door and were cleaning up the mess. i sook refuge in my room and opened my windows (which i open about three times a year haha). snowy's poo and fart is THE BOMB. the ministry of defence should consider using her poo as a biological weapon of some sort. haha my brother was playing with his new remote-controlled car when it detected some poo.. i am never going to touch that car.

while i was watching villa wellness..
brother: you're watching the show which pohling (my sister) is in, is it?

hurhurhur laughing at her being overweight for the past seventeen years was a bad choice because i am reaching her weight soon. this is karma. my brother is getting fat too. my sister and i call my brother xpfd which stands for xiao pimple-faced driver, and see, i am becoming a pimple face too. this is retribution.

ah freak the smell has diffused into my room i am going to pasir ris chalet to sleep tonight bye.