lazypau

i am traumatised for LIFE. i was sitting down on the living room floor, doing my work on the coffee table while watching the olympics when i felt something tickling my leg. thought it was my dog and so i peeked under. to my utmost horror, it was the biggest cockroach i've ever seen in my 16 years! i screamed feebly (courtesy of sore throat) and scrambled away. but it decided to traumatise me further by coming straight at me! screamed endlessly while i jumped onto the sofa, followed by my dad bursting from his bedroom wondering what on earth happened to me. YUCK. that abhorrent creep met with its end soon after. i'm still scarred for life.